Amazon is basically Walmart. I know we probably all know this on an emotional level but don’t actually say it, the same way we didn’t say it about Target for a…
Category: The Random
One time I almost got into a fistfight with a Russian programmer named ‘Vlad.’ We were working on the same project, and he kept saying ‘programmers are lazy’ to defend his actual…
Five days ago I had super bad breath, and I become convinced that something awful was happening. My dentist back in NJ had said to me that the one filling I have,…
This morning in lieu of working, I took some time to think about Trenton, NJ. This sort of thing happens to me from time to time, even though I haven’t lived in…
Today I was sitting at my desk when suddenly a friend of mine sent me a message on Skype. It was about some kind of storm in some other part…
I went to my first Ween show in what seemed like ages. I caught the Gene Ween Band when they came through New York last time, and while that was…
Posted August 9, 1994 from Newark, Delaware. From: kkoller@nyx10.cs.du.edu (captain sarcastic)Newsgroups: alt.captain.sarcastic, alt.food.dennys, alt.stupidity, alt.angst, alt.basement.graveyard, alt.music.nin, alt.music.ween, alt.slack, alt.surrealismSubject: Stabbing Westward at Denny’sDate: 9 Aug 1994 04:07:27 -0400Organization: University…